Imperium Sine Fine

Ladies and gentleman, I feel very saddened but honored that I have been asked (by nobody in particular) to give this eulogy. I think this is the way it would have wanted it. Star Wars Guy Richard Simmon's Afro, you were a good fro. You shaded Star Wars Guy's scalp when it was sunny. You held in heat to warm him in the winter. You did everything a good afro could do. You will be missed. I will miss the way you were thinning in the back, but you still held strong. I will miss how you managed to be so curly, yet look so masculine. You were the best fro that has ever stepped foot in the gym. Rest in peace, soft and downy Richard Simmons afro. You are in a better place now.